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Post by MusicGoLucky5 on Mar 12, 2005 15:06:21 GMT -5
okay. well, i guess you can post your jokes here. and the next person can rate it and then post another joke! ;D
i'll start:
There was this one guy who brought gumdrops to a kindergarten class. He brought all the regular flavors and this special flavor, which was honey. He gave each kindergartner the special flavor and made them guess what it is. "It's what your parents call each other" he hinted.
Suddenly a girl spat hers out and said, "Ewwww...it's @$$hole flavored!"
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Post by greendayfan on Mar 12, 2005 16:14:40 GMT -5
I rate it 8/10 it's a good joke.
Here's mine.
A boy and his mother walk into church. The boy wonders what God looks like so he says " Mama is God a Male or Female". His mother says " God is both Male and Female". Then the kid asks "Mama is God Black or White". His mother says " God is both Black and White". Then the boy says " Mama is God Gay or Strait". The mother says " God is both Gay and Strait". The boy then says " Mama is God Michael Jackson"
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Post by musikaddict on Mar 13, 2005 0:23:33 GMT -5
7.5 but its kinda mean 2 Michael Jackson
A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
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Post by pleasantnightmare on Mar 13, 2005 9:13:40 GMT -5
A boy and his mother walk into church. The boy wonders what God looks like so he says " Mama is God a Male or Female". His mother says " God is both Male and Female". Then the kid asks "Mama is God Black or White". His mother says " God is both Black and White". Then the boy says " Mama is God Gay or Strait". The mother says " God is both Gay and Strait". The boy then says " Mama is God Michael Jackson" AHAHAHAHAHA! lmao!! haha... that was great! they all are! woo! i love jokes |
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Post by pleasantnightmare on Mar 14, 2005 0:52:03 GMT -5
right i have a joke now...
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Wow, it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy hell... A talking muffin!"
haha yeah, it sucks. but anyway... yeah i loved all the other jokes!
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Post by azballerina on Mar 15, 2005 23:10:18 GMT -5
lol these are funny! i love the muffin one... hah! that one's a 8/10
a little indian boy went to talk to his mother.
"mom?"
"yes?" his mother asked.
"Why did you name what you did?" the boy asked.
"well, i name all my children what i see on the way to the doctor, like your brother Soaring Eagle and your sister Flowing Creek. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Pee?"
lol!!!!!!!!!! sory, i love that one!
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Post by MusicGoLucky5 on Mar 16, 2005 17:12:43 GMT -5
Lol! that's funny! 8.5/10
A little girl walked in to a pet shop, she in fact, lost one of her front tooth...
"excuuse me sir, would u hapthen two have anwy wabbits?"
The petshop owner kneeled down and replied, "Dwo you want the brown wabbit there, the black wabbit at the wight, or the white wabbit on the left?"
The little girl blushed and said, "I don't thwink my python gives a thit."
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Post by Dolphingrl on Mar 17, 2005 17:41:18 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! 8.5/10 that was funny!
ummm.... someone else think of one.
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Post by azballerina on Mar 17, 2005 22:16:45 GMT -5
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Post by musikaddict on Mar 17, 2005 23:46:12 GMT -5
k this 1s kinda lame but who cares
Seamus was gettin irated n shouted upstairs to his wife: "Hurry up or we'll be late."
"Oh be quiet," replied the wife. "Haven't i been tellin u 4 the last hr that i'll be ready in a minute?"
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Post by azballerina on Mar 18, 2005 1:28:18 GMT -5
lol! that's something my mom would say...  ok, this is a song... and to make it funny, you have to think what lyric you think goes next. I tell you, it's not rhyming... but... nm I'll just put it, you'll figure it out There once was a girl named Emily Who was stung by a giant........................ mosquito Emily went to her dad to see if she could sit on his...............................lap Her fathers name was Kleenus. He said "No! You'll hurt my....................................... leg!" hahaha I know, that was bad, but I had to put it!!!!!!! |
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Post by pleasantnightmare on Mar 19, 2005 6:22:58 GMT -5
lol! that's something my mom would say... ok, this is a song... and to make it funny, you have to think what lyric you think goes next. I tell you, it's not rhyming... but... nm I'll just put it, you'll figure it out There once was a girl named Emily Who was stung by a giant........................ mosquito Emily went to her dad to see if she could sit on his...............................lap Her fathers name was Kleenus. He said "No! You'll hurt my....................................... leg!" hahaha I know, that was bad, but I had to put it!!!!!!! i didn't really get the first two lines... haha but i got the last one.... hahaha, leg. |
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Post by Dolphingrl on Mar 19, 2005 17:20:00 GMT -5
I don't get it.-_-
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Post by singer4life on Mar 21, 2005 21:33:14 GMT -5
AH Thats so bad, but its still hilarious! OK here's mine. Its really bad, but I learned it from the guy who I only have a tiny crush on  A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. HAving noticed this, the bartender asks, "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" and the Pirate replies, "ARg, its been driving me nuts!" That's been my favorite for awhile... |
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Post by majorsplash22 on Mar 21, 2005 22:06:52 GMT -5
haha thats funny!
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