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Post by MusicGoLucky5 on Apr 16, 2005 21:15:44 GMT -5
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Post by musikaddict on Apr 21, 2005 0:03:38 GMT -5
k this 1s kinda lame but my dad threw out all the old newspapers Two golfers met at a club. "I head about your terrible tragedy last week," said one. "Yes," said the other sadly, sipping his drink. "I was playing a two-some with Winthrop, and he dropped dead on the ninth hole." "I understand you carried him all the way back to the clubhouse too," the first man said sympathetically. "That must have been very difficult, considering Winthrop weighed over two hundred and fifty pounds." "The carrying wasn't that hard. It was putting him down at every stroke, then picking him up again that wore me out."
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Post by azballerina on Apr 23, 2005 22:16:10 GMT -5
lol... that's baaaad....
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Post by shygurl on Apr 25, 2005 23:18:08 GMT -5
OMG, I love this forum! I come here and laugh my butt off . . .
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Post by Lolie on Apr 26, 2005 19:10:19 GMT -5
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Post by shygurl on Apr 26, 2005 19:58:35 GMT -5
I especially loved the "Two Dogs Pee" one, that made my sides hurt!
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Post by Lolie on Apr 26, 2005 20:02:19 GMT -5
That one was hysterical!!!
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Post by shygurl on Apr 26, 2005 20:11:23 GMT -5
That one was hysterical!!! Definitely! I fell off my chair . . . . !
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Post by Lolie on Apr 26, 2005 20:11:53 GMT -5
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Post by shygurl on Apr 26, 2005 21:52:27 GMT -5
I have some okay "yo mama" jokes: Yo mama's so old that she farts dust. Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus." Yo mamma's so ugly, she scares away roaches. Yo mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a ciggarette, she said,"hey who turned off the heater?" Yo Mama so poor that when someone asked where the bathroom was, she replied "Pick a corner... any corner. Yo mama so FAT, she got hit by a bus, and said 'who threw that rock at me?!' Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat! Yo Momma so fat she walked past me & her shadow broke my foot.
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Post by musikaddict on Apr 29, 2005 1:08:39 GMT -5
k heres 1 There were three friends stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the three men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and said that it would grant them each a wish. The first mand said: "I wish I was with my family." Poof, he was with his family. The second guy said: "I wish I was in a bar with my friends." Poof, he was gone. The thrid guy was feeling bad and the genie asked: "What's wrong?" The man said, I'm lonely - I wish my friends were here. Poof, his two friends were back on the island
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 11:13:45 GMT -5
i love that one! 8/10. if i was in that situation im gonna kill my third friend! ...unless he's liam lmao! *liam :'(smiley*
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 11:23:58 GMT -5
ooh! i've got one! here it goes.... Why did the cactus cross the road? answer: because it was stuck to the the dumb chicken's butt sorry if it's kinda lame but i love lame corny jokes! *liam :'(smiley*
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Post by jesse on Apr 29, 2005 11:29:38 GMT -5
lmao! that's a classic! the chicken always crossing the road and stuff. i enjoyed that! so i'll give you a 8/10 ;D i feel really generous today
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 11:48:57 GMT -5
i wonder who invented the first chicken joke? i mean it's such a popular joke but i've never actually seen a chicken crossing a road before. if i did maybe i'd actually die of laughing *liam :'(smiley*
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