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Post by thoughtswereloud on Apr 11, 2005 15:49:03 GMT -5
OMG! IM ADDICTED TO YO MAMA JOKES!!! TELL THEM!
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Post by Lolie on Apr 11, 2005 17:55:04 GMT -5
Ok, whatever: Yo mama is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, it said 'to be continued' I like that one. I'll say/type more if you guys like it.
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Post by thoughtswereloud on Apr 11, 2005 19:38:14 GMT -5
hahahaha.. i told that one to my sister and she said "its your momma too" .. i forgot for a minute there..
anyways, YOU HAVE TO TELL MORE!! PLEASE!
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Post by Lolie on Apr 11, 2005 19:53:09 GMT -5
I have to run a search for them. I have so many that I forgot them all. Oh yeah, and there's another version for the joke I typed: Yo mama is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, it said 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat a*s of of me' Sorry for the bad word though
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Post by summergirl on Apr 11, 2005 21:28:40 GMT -5
yo momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
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Post by Lolie on Apr 11, 2005 21:35:36 GMT -5
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama is so dumb, she took a fork to the superbowl Yo mama is so dumb, her favorite color is clear. Yo mama is so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair running away from her face Yo mama is so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.
Want more?
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Post by summergirl on Apr 11, 2005 22:06:55 GMT -5
yo momma is so stupid she starved 2 death in a supermarket
can't think of any more now
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Post by Lolie on Apr 11, 2005 22:14:41 GMT -5
I'll say more 2morrow
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Post by thoughtswereloud on Apr 12, 2005 15:28:44 GMT -5
AHHHH I LOVE THEM!!! MORE MORE MORE!
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Post by Lolie on Apr 12, 2005 16:34:26 GMT -5
Hold on!!!
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Post by MusicGoLucky5 on Apr 12, 2005 19:12:27 GMT -5
hehe, i got one!
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in a porta potty!
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Post by Chaotic♥ on Apr 13, 2005 13:24:28 GMT -5
i got some.. ahem. yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck yo momma so fat i ran out of a full tank of gas driving around her yo momma so stupid she asked 'whats the number for 911?' (like homer, omg) Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's." Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." That last one reminds me of a shirt my brother has.. it says 'huked on fonics. it werked for me. i graduwated' or something like that
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Post by Lolie on Apr 14, 2005 18:30:54 GMT -5
Here's more: Yo mama is so dumb, that when her radio batteries died, she buried them Yo mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry Yo mama is so bald, I can see what she's thinking Yo mama is so dumb, she waited at a stop sign until it said go Yo mama is so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Subway made trains Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases as socks Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall Yo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower I'll post more another day
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Post by Chaotic♥ on Apr 15, 2005 7:55:31 GMT -5
a lawn mower.. legs.. HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Lolie on Apr 15, 2005 9:28:24 GMT -5
;D I'll post more when I get back from school
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