rainbowish
Junior Member
life is color rainbow
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Post by rainbowish on Apr 29, 2005 11:51:59 GMT -5
ooh! i've got one! here it goes.... Why did the cactus cross the road? answer: because it was stuck to the the dumb chicken's butt sorry if it's kinda lame but i love lame corny jokes! *liam :'(smiley* lol!!! i love anything crossing the road jokes! it always gets me! especially that one 9/10 post some more chicken jokes!
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Post by katey on Apr 29, 2005 11:59:53 GMT -5
i love the chicken joke too!! lol!!
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Post by shygurl on Apr 29, 2005 17:04:05 GMT -5
OMG, 3 new members to welcome! Well, better get out this "New Member'' cake and some soda. What's all your favourites? 1........2........3........BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!! lol sorry, just really hyper! Hey, I LUV ur siggy, Katey! Where did you get it?
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Lynn
New Member
I can hear you in a whisper but you can't even hear me screaming
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Post by Lynn on Apr 30, 2005 21:01:01 GMT -5
Holy crap, I LOVE "yo mama" jokes So here's some: Yo mama's so fat she walked past my TV and I missed my marathon Yo mama's so fat that she wore a yellow shirt and walked outside and all the kids jumped on top of her and said "let's go to school!" Yo mama's so poor, I stepped on a skateboard and she yelled "Get off the family car!" Yo mama's so stupid she stared at a bottle of orange juice for an hour because it said "concentrate" Yo mama's so stupid she got tangled up in a wireless cell phone! Yo mama's so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning! Yo mama's so poor that when I ring the doorbell, she has to say "ding-dong" yeah....that's all the "yo mama" jokes I can remember right now ;D And here's one of my personal favorite joke that I heard on the bus a few days ago: What do you call 129 blueberries trying to fit into a small space? BLUEBERRY JAM!!! *cracks up* *cough*....that's not funny, is it? >.< Well, here's another one (and then I gotta get a life): At a small church/youth group picnic, there was a large tray of apples for all the little kids to get one. On top of the tray of apples was a note that said "Take only ONE. God is watching!" and along the table, there was a large tray of cookies. On top of the cookies, one of the children had written a note that said "Take all you want; God is watching the apples" lol...I love that one ^^
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Post by katey on May 1, 2005 14:13:59 GMT -5
OMG, 3 new members to welcome! Well, better get out this "New Member'' cake and some soda. What's all your favourites? 1........2........3........BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!! lol sorry, just really hyper! Hey, I LUV ur siggy, Katey! Where did you get it? sky made it. it was originally for mj in the laf forum but i told sky that i wanted the same exact thing
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Post by azballerina on May 27, 2005 0:34:47 GMT -5
oh! I got "yo mama" jokes!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she looks at maps and sees people waving! Yo mama's so old that she sat behind Moses in school! Yo mama's so fat people jog laps around her for excersize! Yo mama's so fat that every picture of her has to be an aerial view! Yo mama's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house Yo mama's so fat that when she walks it measures on the ricter (sp?) scale! Yo mama's so poor that I stepped on a cigarette and she said, "hey! Who turned off the lights?" Yo mama's so poor that i stepped on a cigar and she said, "who turned off the heater?" Yo mama's so poor I picked up a rock and she said, "put that down, we can't afford that!" Yo mama's so fat that she wore a red dress and everyone yelled "KOOL AID!" Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she;s the only one who gets a tan!
I got more, but I"m to tired to type them right now...
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Post by liamfan15 on Jun 16, 2005 4:06:03 GMT -5
ive got some "yo mama" jokes: ok hear they go
Yo mama's so stupid she stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said "concetrate". Yo mama's so fat she cant even fit into the "one size fits all". Yo mama's so fat she has to bathe in the ocean. Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. Yo mama's so fat people use her as a trampoline. Yo mams's so ugly not even a blind man would date her. Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Kroger and starved. Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a blue dress all the kids screamed, "Pool party!!!".
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Post by liamfan15 on Jun 16, 2005 4:12:50 GMT -5
there were three best friends. one was a brunette, one a red head, and one a blonde. one day they were exploring the jungle when it started to rain so they hid ina cave. they decided to explore the cave since they didnt have newhere to go. while exploring they found a magic mirror. the irror said " if you tell me one thing true about yourself ill let you live" so the brunette comes up to the mirror and says " I think im smart" the mirror says " ill let you live" so then its the red heads turn. she say " I think im pretty." the mirror says " ok ill let you live" then it is the blondes turn so she says " I think......." then the mirror swallows her whole
yeah that was kinda stupid but oh well
oh and sorry if your a blonde no offence
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Post by liamfan15 on Jun 16, 2005 4:16:57 GMT -5
One day a brunette a red head and a blonde ( all complete strangers) decide to take a trip to DisneyLand. (remember they dont know each other) so they are driving and driving and driving...... then the brunette sees a sing that said DisneyLand left so she turns left and has a wonderful time at DisneyLand. okay so then the red head sees the same sign turns left and has a great time at DisneyLand. then the blonde comes up to the same sign that says' DisneyLand left' and she turns around
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Post by liamfan15 on Jun 16, 2005 4:20:59 GMT -5
okay i got one more so here it goes
One day at work a blonde gets so fed up of people calling her stupid so she makes a bet. "If I come to work tomorrow , knowing all the capitals of all the states, you have to stop calling me stupid." Her co-workers agree, curious to see if she isnt stupid. So that night the blonde goes home and studys studys studys. The next day she comes to work and one of her co-workers asks her " okay so what is the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replys " big w (W), duh!"
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Post by azballerina on Jun 17, 2005 22:13:22 GMT -5
LOLLLLL that's awesome
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Post by liamfan15 on Jun 17, 2005 23:18:33 GMT -5
this is kinda mean so im reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaally sorry if u r a blonde im not trying to be mean What do yo call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? give up.....Divorced ahahaha
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Post by azballerina on Jun 20, 2005 0:52:17 GMT -5
what do you call a blond with half a brain?
gifted!
hahahah! i'm blond, btw but I dont' care, i tell blond jokes al the time.
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Post by thoughtswereloud on Jun 20, 2005 16:34:39 GMT -5
omg, these are hilarious. I love blonde jokes. Theyre the shiz
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Post by azballerina on Jun 20, 2005 17:42:36 GMT -5
why do monkeys have big fingers? because they have big nostrils!!!!!!! hahahahahaha what's brown and sounds like a bell? dung! where do you find a dog with no legs? right where you left him! what do you do with a dog with no legs? put him on a leash and take him for a drag! hahahaha sorry those were evil, but LMPO kheekhee
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