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Post by musikaddict on Mar 22, 2005 0:54:39 GMT -5
ROFL i luv that joke. wen i frist heard it was the only 1 laffin n all my m8s were just starin at me anywho heres mi joke 2 guys were out huntin in the bush wen 1 of them fell to the ground. he didnt seem 2b breathin, his eyes are rolled back in his head. the other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 000 (aus version of 911). he gasps 2 the operator "My friend is dead. what can i do?" the operator, in a calm soothin voice says:" just take it easy. i can help. first, make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says:" OK, now what?"
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Post by RedDragon on Mar 22, 2005 1:33:22 GMT -5
LMAO that's funny!!!!
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Post by majorsplash22 on Mar 22, 2005 10:27:03 GMT -5
hahaha! i had to read that like 4 times to actually understand it ....lol
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Post by azballerina on Mar 24, 2005 0:57:06 GMT -5
that's terrible!!!!! ahahahhah i love it...
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Post by azballerina on Mar 24, 2005 0:58:50 GMT -5
lol! that's something my mom would say... ok, this is a song... and to make it funny, you have to think what lyric you think goes next. I tell you, it's not rhyming... but... nm I'll just put it, you'll figure it out There once was a girl named Emily Who was stung by a giant........................ mosquito Emily went to her dad to see if she could sit on his...............................lap Her fathers name was Kleenus. He said "No! You'll hurt my....................................... leg!" hahaha I know, that was bad, but I had to put it!!!!!!! the first 2 rhymes... for the 2nd line you were supposed to think of "bee" (i dunno, I did when I heard) and then the 4th line is supposed to sound like "knee" and then the last one... think of what Kleenus might rhyme with....
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Post by musikaddict on Mar 28, 2005 1:46:42 GMT -5
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mum? I don't want to go." "Give me 2 reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me 2 reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the principal!"
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Post by ~Lillian on Mar 28, 2005 6:35:05 GMT -5
lmao! thats funny! ;D
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Post by summergirl on Mar 28, 2005 19:55:22 GMT -5
haha i heard it before but it's still funny
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Post by azballerina on Mar 28, 2005 23:17:49 GMT -5
LOL!!!! that's so funny! 10/10!
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Post by iluvliam on Mar 29, 2005 18:18:48 GMT -5
so this guy...he walks into a bar and he's like, "I WANT BEER!"....
haha no i'm just kidding...but seriously here's one:
there was this blonde okay...she had a red convertible and she was stopped at a stop sign...she was supposed to let a big 18 wheeler go before her, but she cut him off, instead...so the driver of the 18 wheeler got her to pull over...
"get out of your car," he said...the blonde did so... the truck driver started to draw a circle on the pavement with a piece of chalk...
"i want you to stay inside of this circle and don't you dare move a muscle.." the blonde did as he said once again...
the truck driver walked over to the blonde's car and slit her tires...
he turned around and the blonde was giggling..."okay...how about this to make you laugh..." he said and then slit the top of her convertible...
the truck driver turned around once again and the blonde was laughing extremely hard now...
"okay...how about this..." said the truck driver...he poured gasoline on the car and lit it on fire...
he turned around again and the blonde was laughing so hard that she was on the ground...
"what is so funny!?" he screamed...
"well," she said, "everytime you would turn around to do something to my car, i would step out of the circle..."[/b]
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Post by azballerina on Mar 30, 2005 0:00:05 GMT -5
LOL!!!!! that's great!!! 9/10 A blonde, brunette, and a redhead were on top of a burning building. The fire department came and yelled to the brunette that there was no way down, she'd have to jump. So, they held out a blanket and she tried to jump down into it, but they moved the blanket away and she went splat! on the sidewalk and died. The firemen yelled to the redhead to jump and they held out the blanket again. "No! You'll just let me fall like you did to that girl!" The redhead yelled to them. "No, we like redheads, we just don't like brunettes. You'll be fine!" So the redhead jumped down and, like with the brunette, they moved away the blanket and she went splat! on the sidewalk as well. The fireman held out the blanket again and yelled for the blonde to jump. "No! You'll move the blanket again! I wont!" The blonde yelled. "No! We just don't like redheads and brunettes. We love blondes!" The fireman yelled. "There's only one way for me to know that you wont pull it away at the last second... put the blanket down and step far away....." I love that one!
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Post by Binx on Apr 6, 2005 17:12:06 GMT -5
that was funny! 7/10 ok i have 4 here they r:
#1. There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who wish they could.
#2. I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "F*** that, I'll just make a copy."
#3. My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I was like no, but I wanna regular banana later, so..............yeah.
#4. with a traffic light, its all simple: yellow means slow down, green means go and red means stop. with a banana, its all different: yellow means go, green means slow down and red means where the hell did u get that banana?!
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Post by musikaddict on Apr 10, 2005 6:52:05 GMT -5
A guy brought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said:" I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive" "She did," he replied. "But where in the heck was I gonna find a fake jeep?"
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Post by Lolie on Apr 10, 2005 17:35:40 GMT -5
Hehe, they're all funny jokes. I have a lot of those 'yo mama' jokes, but they're kinda mean.
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Post by ashley on Apr 11, 2005 13:46:16 GMT -5
Tell 'em!
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