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Post by shorty89 on Jun 21, 2005 12:48:03 GMT -5
"Yo mama so FAT, she got hit by a bus, and said 'who threw that rock at me?!'" ROFL! Shygirl that one cracked me up like so bad it's not even funny! I have a joke, but it's really nasty haha. So i'm not gonna post it.
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Post by thoughtswereloud on Jun 21, 2005 15:52:00 GMT -5
post it! its probably not as bad as some of the other ones.. lol
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Post by azballerina on Jun 27, 2005 20:49:41 GMT -5
probabaly hahaha
okay, here's a joke I got it in a email forward... hahah it's so funny
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because > it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. > > At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ....I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this > new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
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Post by courtney on Dec 17, 2005 22:15:52 GMT -5
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were captured by pirates. The pirates asked the brunette if she had any last words before they shot her. She said, "TORNADO!" The pirates turned around, and she escaped. They asked the redhead if she had any last words. She said, "STAMPEDE!" The pirates turned around, and she escaped. They asked the blonde if she had any last words, and she said, "FIRE!"
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