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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 13:17:12 GMT -5
it's kinda nasty but klaus is really tight! violet felt like making another invention to fix their bed but when she reached inside her pocket her ribbon was not there...
violet: klaus have you seen my ribbon? klaus: don't bother me violet im reading a really good book violet: fine! sorry! violet again: sunny, have you seen my ribbon? sunny: chakalaka chakalaka boom!! lemony snicket: which probably meant along the lines of i think i saw klaus put it inside a brown ziplock with a white cloth filled with my hotdog violet: what?! she runs over to klaus and shouts give me my ribbon back! klaus: what are you talking about? violet: i know it's inside your pants! now hand it over! klaus: oh okay!
klaus unzips pants and takes out violet's ribbon from his brief
klaus: i just wanted to borrow it for masterbation. i'm reading a book about kama sutra! violet: eew! you keep it!i'll keep it if violet doesn't want too. lmao! *liam :'(smiley*
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Post by rainbowish on Apr 29, 2005 13:29:33 GMT -5
lmao!! naughty naughty klaus! i wonder if he really has read a book like that
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 13:41:24 GMT -5
oh i bet he has! he has a perfect *get laid position* when he was lying at the hammock in aunt josephine's house see! he's so laid back and ready! lmao
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Post by rainbowish on Apr 29, 2005 13:50:29 GMT -5
omg! i haven't really noticed that till now! he looks so bored already. dealing with count olaf is hard no time for pleasure! lol
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Post by jesse on Apr 29, 2005 13:54:18 GMT -5
that is nasty but pretty hilarious! klaus is horny? lmao and violet is going to fix THEIR bed? oooh... i sense something here!
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 13:57:42 GMT -5
i know what you're thinking jesse! but i doubt that cause sunny's gonna sleep with them too and that'll be too embarassing since lemony snicket will be there to witness it. but they don't know that! muahaha! so there's no privacy at all *liam :'(smiley*
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Post by jesse on Apr 29, 2005 14:01:12 GMT -5
yep! you read my mind sky!
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 14:03:33 GMT -5
im pretty good at reading naughty thoughts. lmao! *liam :'(smiley*
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Post by katey on Apr 29, 2005 14:06:41 GMT -5
jokes like that usually gross me out! but this one's different! with klaus reading kama sutra and masterbating on a ribbon. that's one hot joke!
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 14:09:32 GMT -5
and the hottest part is when klaus unzips his pants and takes out the ribbon from his undies! now that was fun! lmao *liam :'(smiley
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Post by katey on Apr 29, 2005 14:14:21 GMT -5
oh yeah! if i were lemony snicket i'd take a snapshot of that!
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 23:32:58 GMT -5
if i were lemony snicket i'd be a guy *liam :'(smiley*
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Post by rainbowish on Apr 29, 2005 23:37:31 GMT -5
you mean if you were lemony snicket you'd be gay! lmao!
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 23:39:48 GMT -5
lol!! you said it!
*liam :'(smiley*
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Post by sky on Apr 29, 2005 23:43:55 GMT -5
i have another one!! one day at lake lachcrymose aunt josephine, violet and sunny were paddling towards the town. but then count olaf suddenly appeared in the foggy air. "well, hello, hello hellooo... i am your beloved olaf!... so what are your plans?" then aunt josephine said that they were going to the market again cause sunny wanted an apple. then olaf asked "can i come?" then they said "okay" then olaf rejoiced as they were paddling across the water olaf noticed that there was a tiny black spot on klaus's cheek "what is that on your cheek klaus?" and klaus said "what? oh that's nothing" then aunt josephine freaked out and said "take it off! take it off! it might be a bacteria that's gonna eat his whole body!!" "moo moo cha cha" sunny said which meant along the lines of "someone's been to crazytown!"and then olaf stood up and said "i will save you my dear klaus!" then olaf grabbed klaus's head and dumped it in the water. "there is that better?" asked olaf then klaus started crying. violet gave him a pat and asked "what's wrong?" then klaus said "he took off my make up!" *liam :'(smiley*
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