rockerprincess
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actually liam aiken is my boyfriend. jk jk!
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Post by rockerprincess on May 7, 2005 10:31:35 GMT -5
i hope violet didn't hold on too tight or else no more! i love all these jokes! my sides hurt already
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Post by Lolie on May 7, 2005 10:35:22 GMT -5
???I could only imagine how Liam would feel if he read these jokes, especially the last one. LOL!!!
Anyways, MORE!!!!
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Post by sky on May 7, 2005 11:05:10 GMT -5
oh my gosh!! if liam went here.... I DIDN'T DO IT LIAM!! lmao
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Post by Lolie on May 7, 2005 11:27:49 GMT -5
???lmfao
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Post by sky on May 7, 2005 11:54:05 GMT -5
okay this is gross... but here goes
one bad day when count olaf got home along with his butt-ugly friends, he demanded violet and klaus to cook dinner for them. so while they were in the kitchen looking for something to eat they ended up finding scattered pieces of lasagna. so they bioled it and after a few minutes the noodles were cooled and ready. but there was one problem.... there was no sauce.
klaus: olaf will never eat this without the sauce! violet: i know. but there must be something else we could use klaus: there's nothing else in here. every sauce i know is expired and rotten like hell violet: there's always something!
so violet looked around to see if she can substitute the sauce with something else. but klaus was right. there was clearly no sign of anything to be used as a sauce. but suddenly violet's stare stops at klaus then she came up with an idea
violet: bring the noodles and follow me to the bathroom so klaus followed violet to the bathroom
violet: now start saucing it up! klaus: how?! we don't have any sauce violet: well i don't, but you have klaus: don't you have milk inside you or something violet: not yet! now go for it before he notice us hiding in here
so klaus starts lowering his zipper and takes out a tube of cream
then they finally served it
count olaf: what is that?! violet: it's lasagna count olaf: where's the beef? klaus: what beef? count olaf: beef as in cow klaus: try that first and we'll cook the beef while you're eating count olaf: fine! you lousy kids
while olaf and his gang were eating they started a conversation about the food
hook-handed man: this smells funny olaf: it's italian! powdered face lady 1: what's funnier is i think i've tasted this for a thousand times olaf: shut up and eat guy with a big nose: don't you like it? olaf: can't you see i'm concentrating on eating it! olaf: it's the best i ever tasted although it's a bit salty
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Post by Lolie on May 7, 2005 11:57:37 GMT -5
........ IT'S STILL FUNNY!!! A bit gross, but funny! You make the best jokes, Sky! More! You got me obsessed with your jokes!
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Post by jesse on May 8, 2005 1:50:41 GMT -5
LMAO!!! violet should try some! yeah sky more!
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rockerprincess
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actually liam aiken is my boyfriend. jk jk!
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Post by rockerprincess on May 8, 2005 1:52:23 GMT -5
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rainbowish
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life is color rainbow
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Post by rainbowish on May 8, 2005 1:55:05 GMT -5
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Post by katey on May 8, 2005 1:57:31 GMT -5
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Post by sky on May 8, 2005 1:59:02 GMT -5
actually i was thinking about that too!
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Post by ~Lillian on May 8, 2005 6:39:15 GMT -5
lmao!! i need more!!!
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Post by sky on May 8, 2005 10:04:12 GMT -5
okay here's another one! klaus was lying on the sand in briny beach, he felt like sunbathing nude. He looks up to see sunny crawling towards him. He looks frantically for something to cover his yeah you know what! so he quickly grabbed the book that he was reading and puts it over himself. sunny comes up and asks what is under the magazine... "A sleeping bird" klaus says. "Don't disturb it" so sunny left, and klaus fell asleep shortly after When he woke up he was in the hostile hospital with his thing in extreme pain. The doctors ask him what happened to him. He told them that he told his sister it was a bird, and then went to sleep the doctors called for violet and sunny and when the 2 got there they asked sunny what happened she told them "tweet tweet moomoochacha beep beep conchita" translation: ""I got curious about the birdy that my brother was hiding. When I woke it up and began to play with it, it spitted on me! So i broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and lit its nest on fire!" poor birdy
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rainbowish
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life is color rainbow
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Post by rainbowish on May 8, 2005 10:07:59 GMT -5
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rockerprincess
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actually liam aiken is my boyfriend. jk jk!
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Post by rockerprincess on May 8, 2005 10:11:15 GMT -5
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