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Post by twinstars on May 19, 2005 5:09:37 GMT -5
im loving your jokes sky! i hope you post more! ;D
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bananaz
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that banana is bananas!
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Post by bananaz on May 19, 2005 5:26:04 GMT -5
post some more sky! ;D pweety pwees  |
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Post by sky on May 20, 2005 4:25:25 GMT -5
this has got to be my first succesful thread ever so yay! okay i have another one for you guys ;D klaus and his class had just finished watching a movie about the life cycle of chickens. afterwards their teacher asked them if they had any comments klaus raised his hands and gets called klaus: i think eggs sucks teacher: and why is that? klaus: It's a bummer to be an egg teacher: what are you really trying to tell us klaus? klaus: well first of all you only get laid once, 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard. 4) You have to come in a box with 11 others. 5) and the only one who'll sit on your face is your mother  klaus has been reading too many books! |
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Post by ~Lillian on May 20, 2005 4:28:23 GMT -5
LMAO!! i absolutely love this thread!! it gives me a laugh guaranteed. ;D |
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Post by sky on May 20, 2005 4:31:51 GMT -5
im happy if you're happy  |
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Post by sky on May 20, 2005 4:37:17 GMT -5
okay 10 years from now violet baudelaire is already a grown up.... picture that alrighty? Violet was so tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the newspaper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely 2) wouldn't run away from her and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a hansome man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you" "Yes, but are you good in bed?" asked violet "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" said the handsome handicapped guy do you think he's good enough? i mean he's really good |
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bananaz
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that banana is bananas!
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Post by bananaz on May 20, 2005 4:40:59 GMT -5
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Post by choco on May 20, 2005 4:43:15 GMT -5
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Post by prettyinpink on May 20, 2005 4:47:14 GMT -5
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Post by karylle on May 20, 2005 4:51:32 GMT -5
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Post by katey on May 20, 2005 4:56:04 GMT -5
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Post by azballerina on May 31, 2005 23:00:56 GMT -5
LOL!!! that's friggen awesome!
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Post by summergirl on Jun 1, 2005 0:02:21 GMT -5
OMG this is so funny!! i can't breathe
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Post by shorty89 on Jun 4, 2005 11:18:31 GMT -5
OMFG! those were so funny! o gosh i like fell out of my chair twice haha
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Post by azballerina on Jun 29, 2005 0:47:56 GMT -5
yay!!! *applauds* encore *shorty falls again* yayyyyy
hahaha I'm a dork
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