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Post by BeesWax on Mar 23, 2005 23:51:11 GMT -5
hehe this joke is funny, but its not PG so if ur squeemish or a little kid don't read it !
~There was a man staying at a hotel and he was having a shower when he realised he had forgotten soap so he got out of the shower and decided to make a dash for the soap from his hotel room and he got 2 bars without seeing any one, but just as he was about to get to the bathroom 3 blondes came walking down the corridor so he stopped and posed pretending to be a statue. The 3 blondes stopped to admire the naked man 'statue' the 1st one looking at his penis said: "hmm whats this" and pulled on it surprising the man he dropped one of the bars of soap. "cool a soap despenser" said he 1st blonde. So the 2nd blonde also pulled on his penis and he dropped the 2nd bar of soap. Now the 3rd blonde wanted to try this too so she pulled on the penis and nothing happened so she repeatedly pulled on it lots of times, until she finally sed: "Oooo Hand cream !"~
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Post by azballerina on Mar 24, 2005 0:55:25 GMT -5
ewww that's gross haahhahaahahaah
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Post by summergirl on Mar 24, 2005 12:55:30 GMT -5
nasty but funny
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Post by azballerina on Mar 25, 2005 0:02:42 GMT -5
lol that's what i thought
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Post by Sydni33 on Mar 25, 2005 0:21:20 GMT -5
omg!...HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Post by musikaddict on Mar 25, 2005 5:27:37 GMT -5
ive heard that joke cept it was wif mars bars n nuns instead. y nuns idk
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Post by azballerina on Mar 25, 2005 15:18:01 GMT -5
lol nuns in a joke like that?!
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Post by BeesWax on Mar 25, 2005 20:13:50 GMT -5
ive heard that joke cept it was wif mars bars n nuns instead. y nuns idk yeah the one I heard was with nuns as well, but i changed it a bit cos I had forgotten some parts so yeah I changed it to blondes. (No offense to all the blondes out there lol)
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Post by azballerina on Mar 25, 2005 23:51:41 GMT -5
heehee... I'm a blonde, but these jokes were OBVIOUSLY written because of me... haha lol jk
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Post by MusicGoLucky5 on Mar 26, 2005 0:37:43 GMT -5
hehe this joke is funny, but its not PG so if ur squeemish or a little kid don't read it ! ~There was a man staying at a hotel and he was having a shower when he realised he had forgotten soap so he got out of the shower and decided to make a dash for the soap from his hotel room and he got 2 bars without seeing any one, but just as he was about to get to the bathroom 3 blondes came walking down the corridor so he stopped and posed pretending to be a statue. The 3 blondes stopped to admire the naked man 'statue' the 1st one looking at his thingy said: "hmm whats this" and pulled on it surprising the man he dropped one of the bars of soap. "cool a soap despenser" said he 1st blonde. So the 2nd blonde also pulled on his thingy and he dropped the 2nd bar of soap. Now the 3rd blonde wanted to try this too so she pulled on the thingy and nothing happened so she repeatedly pulled on it lots of times, until she finally sed: "Oooo Hand cream !"~ omg! that's hilarious!
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Post by MandoRockin on Mar 30, 2005 21:24:21 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA!!!! My band teacher always tells blonde jokes, but I'm thinking this one isn't school-appropriate lol.
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Post by azballerina on Mar 31, 2005 1:08:11 GMT -5
i wanna hear it!!
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Post by Dolphingrl on Apr 4, 2005 17:00:44 GMT -5
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Post by thoughtswereloud on Apr 11, 2005 15:50:56 GMT -5
AHAHAHAH!! how perverted... but still HILARIOUS!
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Post by shygurl on Apr 25, 2005 23:20:23 GMT -5
yeah, gross but funny!
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