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Post by →katie on Jun 27, 2006 21:59:55 GMT -5
haha... you might be offended by this joke, but it is still pretty funny.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Post by A Snowflake in the Sea on Jul 2, 2006 18:30:53 GMT -5
LMAO I love that joke, I've heard it before.
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Post by Nicole on Jul 15, 2006 15:38:43 GMT -5
haha
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Jul 17, 2006 19:31:31 GMT -5
ive heard that one before. i think it should say Carry tho
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Post by →katie on Jul 19, 2006 21:39:49 GMT -5
you mean Kerry? i'll make a version just for you!
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
"Kerry's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Jul 24, 2006 8:22:28 GMT -5
yaye!
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Post by →katie on Jul 24, 2006 9:56:34 GMT -5
lol.
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