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Post by azballerina on Jul 30, 2005 20:18:04 GMT -5
A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blond quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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Post by ~Lillian on Jul 30, 2005 20:29:34 GMT -5
wait...is a lexus a car?
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Post by AngJeta on Jul 30, 2005 21:09:45 GMT -5
Yea, it's a car...heh that was funny!
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Post by azballerina on Jul 30, 2005 22:02:21 GMT -5
yeah haha! she thought he meant her porshe... it took me a second also
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Post by AngJeta on Jul 31, 2005 3:03:23 GMT -5
My bro boasts about his porshe so, yea,...
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Post by ~Lillian on Jul 31, 2005 7:25:50 GMT -5
haha, i thought i got it, but had to make sure i wasnt completely off track. anywayz, thats hilarious!
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Post by azballerina on Jul 31, 2005 18:06:49 GMT -5
.........*runs into thread*...................pssst............Josh has a porshe...........................*giggle*...................*runs out of thread*
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Post by thoughtswereloud on Jul 31, 2005 21:40:23 GMT -5
wow sarah , just wow. that was such a performance **claps hands**.. **runs out of thread**
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Post by azballerina on Jul 31, 2005 22:42:22 GMT -5
*takes a bow, falls off stage* I'M OKAY! well, not really, but w/e..... *runs into wall*
man, I need a straightjacket....
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Aug 1, 2005 1:43:08 GMT -5
yes u do sarah ur CRAZy like that!!! Ha ha ha
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Post by azballerina on Aug 4, 2005 0:32:41 GMT -5
haha...but only when "i'm playing but there's no sound coming out" teehee...don't ask.....
I fell off the riser today at show choir! i'm so proud of myself. lol it was fun....but Cassy remember when you were at my house and my toe was being retarded and hurting? it's baaaaack! I think it's from falling!!
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Post by ~Lillian on Aug 4, 2005 7:19:55 GMT -5
haha, today i was trying to kick my friend under the table but there was this metal bar thing going across it...now my shin has a massive lump on it. im so stupid!
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Post by azballerina on Aug 7, 2005 17:53:28 GMT -5
lol!! i have a big bruise on my arm from falling off my friend's couch yesterday.... we were watching the Josh Groban DVD on surround sound...it ROCKED
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Post by ~Lillian on Aug 8, 2005 6:40:59 GMT -5
lol!! and would you believe that i still have a lump on my shin?
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Post by ~Lillian on Aug 8, 2005 6:42:26 GMT -5
OW!! oh my god, im a magnet for accidents. i just hit my foot on the chair! notice the times of the posts... ;D
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