Post by A Snowflake in the Sea on Mar 2, 2006 22:05:58 GMT -5
#1
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and werestanding in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. About an hour the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked as they moved off.
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
(Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
#2
One day, a Russian couple were walking down the street, and they got into an argument over whether it was raining or sleeting. So they asked a communest party official, Comrade Rudolph, if it was officially raining or sleeting. "Today it is officially raining, Comrades," said the official and walked away. The wife said, "I still think it's sleeting." The man said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
tee-hee....i love it.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and werestanding in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. About an hour the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked as they moved off.
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
(Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
#2
One day, a Russian couple were walking down the street, and they got into an argument over whether it was raining or sleeting. So they asked a communest party official, Comrade Rudolph, if it was officially raining or sleeting. "Today it is officially raining, Comrades," said the official and walked away. The wife said, "I still think it's sleeting." The man said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
tee-hee....i love it.
