Post by azballerina on Oct 15, 2005 17:50:09 GMT -5
There were 2 nuns on a car trip. After about an hour, the second nun screamed.
"What?!" said the other nun.
"There's a little demon on our winsheild!!" the 2nd nun told her.
"What do we do??" the 1st nun said.
"Spray him with the wind sheild cleaner... I filled it with Holy Water back at the Abbey!"
So that's what the first nun did. The demon writhed in pain but still held onto the car.
"no! what do we do now?" Nun #2 said.
"let's pray!"
so they prayed, and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky and struck the car, but, because of the rubber tires, they weren't effected.
"Oh no! What NOW?" the first nun asked.
"Show him your cross!"
The first nun stuck her head out the window and yelled: "GET THE F*CK OFF THE CAR!"
~~~
hahahahahaha...... my GRANDMA told me that joke!!!
"What?!" said the other nun.
"There's a little demon on our winsheild!!" the 2nd nun told her.
"What do we do??" the 1st nun said.
"Spray him with the wind sheild cleaner... I filled it with Holy Water back at the Abbey!"
So that's what the first nun did. The demon writhed in pain but still held onto the car.
"no! what do we do now?" Nun #2 said.
"let's pray!"
so they prayed, and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky and struck the car, but, because of the rubber tires, they weren't effected.
"Oh no! What NOW?" the first nun asked.
"Show him your cross!"
The first nun stuck her head out the window and yelled: "GET THE F*CK OFF THE CAR!"
~~~
hahahahahaha...... my GRANDMA told me that joke!!!
'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la ;D 
I dont think ive met her
