Renee
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Post by Renee on Nov 24, 2005 7:00:36 GMT -5
Hey ppl since like no1 has posted a new joke here for like..months and months...well dunno but i wud like to start 1 to remind ever1 bout this joke section AHEM!: Q : Why did the chicken cross the road? A : To get to the other side!! HAHAHASHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAGAHAGAGHAHAGAGAHSKSGAGAGHAAJAYAHAHAHA!!!  ok i know that wasnt funny but anyways..yes..  ;D  |
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Post by bluejeans88 on Nov 24, 2005 18:52:07 GMT -5
I know! okokok joke time!!!!!!!! I mean no offence to blondes in anyway, i just like this joke,ok? A blonde walks into an electronics store looking for a TV. She finally found the one she wanted so she goes up to the clerk and says, "I would like to buy this TV" "Sorry" he says"we dont sell to blondes." Frustrated, she comes back a week later, her hair dyed brown. "I would like to buy this TV" "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes" GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! she screams. (or WHATEVER) So she comes back a month later, entire new wardrobe, black hair, accent, ect. She walks up to the clerk. "I would like to buy this TV" she says. "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes." "Look!" she yells "Ive changed my entire look to buy this TV, now how do you know that im a blonde?" "Because" he says "THATS A MIROWAVE!!!" ........  |
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Nov 25, 2005 1:44:56 GMT -5
lol! omg so funny!
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Post by ~Lillian on Nov 26, 2005 5:15:51 GMT -5
Lol!!! |
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Post by bluejeans88 on Nov 26, 2005 18:57:13 GMT -5
Hollywood Magic!!!!!!! (from jokes.com, funny site!!)
1.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
2.Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
3.All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
4.At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
5.Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
6.All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
7.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape.
8.You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
9.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
10.If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
11.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
12.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire.
13.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
14.Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
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Post by crazycutie on Nov 27, 2005 0:18:09 GMT -5
HaHa Nice!
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Post by ~Lillian on Nov 27, 2005 5:43:48 GMT -5
Lmao!! Very, very true...
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Renee
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Post by Renee on Nov 27, 2005 6:23:03 GMT -5
hahhahhaahha! i like the: ' 6.All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.' i cracked up.. somehow.. |
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Post by crazycutie on Nov 27, 2005 18:16:32 GMT -5
i love ur siggy Renee Fa la la la la, la la, la la
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Post by azballerina on Nov 29, 2005 19:52:38 GMT -5
OMG that rocks.hahahaha
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Post by Renee on Nov 30, 2005 6:12:23 GMT -5
;D
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Post by RedDragon on Dec 2, 2005 5:12:53 GMT -5
LOl that holywood magic is good.
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Post by azballerina on Dec 3, 2005 15:04:33 GMT -5
i've totally noticed stuff like that
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Dec 3, 2005 15:20:41 GMT -5
yea me to! i was funny!
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