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Post by Lolie on May 10, 2005 16:46:00 GMT -5
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Post by musikaddict on May 11, 2005 23:32:35 GMT -5
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked: "When did you bag him?"
The host said: "That was 3 years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife."
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Post by Lolie on May 12, 2005 21:49:57 GMT -5
???That Lion was hungry!!!  |
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Post by sky on May 13, 2005 10:25:49 GMT -5
the lion ate the wife?!  but that proves women are tastier than men! lol |
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Post by musikaddict on May 17, 2005 2:25:35 GMT -5
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions os stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appeards to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks. "Watson you idiot, someone has stolent our tent."
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Post by Lolie on May 17, 2005 17:37:41 GMT -5
Lol! Haha.  |
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Post by musikaddict on May 17, 2005 23:35:16 GMT -5
k sry if these jokes r lame. its just the newspaper has lame jokes right now
Gandhi always walked around with no shoes on so he had really rough feet.
He is also renowned for his hunger strikes that made him very skinny.
He was also a very spiritual man.
But due to his poor diet he had very bad breath.
So what does that make Gandhi?
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
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Post by musikaddict on May 22, 2005 22:54:01 GMT -5
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at 6 in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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Post by azballerina on May 27, 2005 0:20:06 GMT -5
that police officer must be new ...or dumb... *shifty eyes* |
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