Back Seat Cook

[ashley]

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

[azballerina]

[shygurl]

LMAO.

[sky]

lmao!! i want my dad to say that to my mom!

*liam :'(smiley*

[rainbowish]

i want my mom say that to my dad! except my father doesn't cook

[Dolphingrl]

rainbowish said:

i want my mom say that to my dad! except my father doesn't cook

same here but my dad does cook.

[azballerina]

my dad cooks.... it's always funny when he does, it's like peach-plum-coconut surprise.... but weirdly enough, they're always yummy