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Post by musikaddict on May 20, 2005 0:46:17 GMT -5
THESE ARE REAL INSTRUCTIONS ON LABELS
ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestions: Defrost
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP: Fits one head
ON TIRAMASU DESERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
ON MARK'S & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating
ON CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery
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Post by ~Lillian on May 20, 2005 2:49:02 GMT -5
LMAO!!  |
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Post by sky on May 20, 2005 3:38:22 GMT -5
i always notice the one on fritos cause i love fritos but then when you look inside you try to read every single detail and im like "that's it im hopless"
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Post by elmersglue881 on May 20, 2005 3:58:31 GMT -5
lol. Either they think they could somehow get sued if they didnt put that on there or..........they're just plain stupid! i think it's that one!
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Post by pleasantnightmare on May 20, 2005 8:28:29 GMT -5
BAHAHAHA "product will be hot after heating" aww i was expecting it to be frozen, damn... ah you have to question mankind's intelligence at times, don't ya? |
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Post by musikaddict on May 20, 2005 20:16:24 GMT -5
k heres anotha 1. on a packet of nuts: may contain traces of nuts
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Post by greendayfan on May 20, 2005 23:14:35 GMT -5
I found directions on a glue stick once! Who in the world doesn't know how to use a glue stick? |
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Post by musikaddict on May 22, 2005 23:02:02 GMT -5
k here r more
ON NYTOL (a sleep aid):Warning: May cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:Not to be used for the other use
ON A SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: Contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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Post by jamesjinxedcar on May 23, 2005 17:18:15 GMT -5
How did you find the Swedish Chainsaw one? Do you have a chainsaw?   "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." -James Dean |
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Post by azballerina on May 27, 2005 0:12:52 GMT -5
Oh I found some in a magazine once, lemme go get the article, they were really funny! *runs to bedroom to go get them* GOT THEM! It says: Duh...
Stupid instruction labels on products, collected by word-smith Richard Lederer:
On a camera: This camera only works when there is film inside.
On a package of airline peanuts: Open packet and eat contents.
On a chainsaw: Do no attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a mirror for a bicycle helmet: Remember-- objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
On a bottle of flavorted-milk drink: After opening, keep upright.
On a steering wheel lock: Warning-- remove lock before driving.
I swear, some labels are so dumb... |
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Post by elmersglue881 on Jun 8, 2005 5:10:07 GMT -5
I love the mirror one! What magazine was that?
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Post by azballerina on Jun 15, 2005 15:26:23 GMT -5
Reader's Digest. they have the weirdest jokes... haha
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Post by thoughtswereloud on Jun 21, 2005 15:53:08 GMT -5
ohhh.. I LOVE readers digest!! it rocks!
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Post by azballerina on Jun 29, 2005 0:43:38 GMT -5
I know... hahaha
I found a dumb thing on my toothpaste tube... it says "exciting flavor" LMPO what tards.
really, mint is just SO exciting, I think I'm gonna go buy everyone a llama
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Post by SinWagon on Jul 13, 2005 2:35:03 GMT -5
LMAO! Exciting flavor! My Harry Potter toothpaste (yeah, I have HP toothpaste, dun laugh), it says "Electrifying Taste!" and then on the back it says "Squeeze tube for toothpaste to come out" or something like that. I swear, they're so stupid, its like they think we can't figure it out.
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