Post by A Snowflake in the Sea on Apr 10, 2006 0:50:44 GMT -5
A man was very overweight. He decided it was time to start losing weight. He called up a local weight-loss agency and signed up for the "5-day, lose 10 lbs." program. He was informed saying that his personal trainer would be at his house at 7 the next morning.
The next day, at 7 in the morning, there was a knock at the door. The man opened the door to see a beautiful woman with long golden hair and a gorgeous body. She had pink running shoes but other than that, she was completely naked. She had a sign around her neck saying "Catch me and you can have me."
The man ran all over the neighbor hood every day for 5 days, but the woman was very fast, and he never caught her. But, to his surprise, he had lost the 10 pounds promised him.
The man was still overweight, so he signed up for the "6 day, lose 20 pounds" program.
The next day, at 7 in the morning, the man opened the door to a gorgeous burnette, even prettier than the one the week before, who was naked as well, only wearing pink running shoes and a sign that said "Catch me and you can have me."
The man chased her everywhere for the 6 days, but did not catch her. He did lose the 20 pounds though.
Determined to lose his extra pounds and to maybe catch a woman, he signed up for the "7-day, lose 50 pounds" program. The agent said that the program was very, very hard, but the people always seemed to lose the weight.
The next day at 7 in the morning, the man opened the door to a naked Richard Simmons, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign that said, "If I catch you, I can have you"
The next day, at 7 in the morning, there was a knock at the door. The man opened the door to see a beautiful woman with long golden hair and a gorgeous body. She had pink running shoes but other than that, she was completely naked. She had a sign around her neck saying "Catch me and you can have me."
The man ran all over the neighbor hood every day for 5 days, but the woman was very fast, and he never caught her. But, to his surprise, he had lost the 10 pounds promised him.
The man was still overweight, so he signed up for the "6 day, lose 20 pounds" program.
The next day, at 7 in the morning, the man opened the door to a gorgeous burnette, even prettier than the one the week before, who was naked as well, only wearing pink running shoes and a sign that said "Catch me and you can have me."
The man chased her everywhere for the 6 days, but did not catch her. He did lose the 20 pounds though.
Determined to lose his extra pounds and to maybe catch a woman, he signed up for the "7-day, lose 50 pounds" program. The agent said that the program was very, very hard, but the people always seemed to lose the weight.
The next day at 7 in the morning, the man opened the door to a naked Richard Simmons, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign that said, "If I catch you, I can have you"