Post by hensarse on Jul 24, 2006 21:01:38 GMT -5
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar, but he
didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a
12-inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend says, "I'm a
good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will," the genie said, so he asks him for a million bucks. The
genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there
waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken, and the sound of a million ducks
flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not
ducks!"
He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do
you really think I asked him for a 12-inch Bic?"
;D
didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a
12-inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend says, "I'm a
good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will," the genie said, so he asks him for a million bucks. The
genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there
waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken, and the sound of a million ducks
flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not
ducks!"
He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do
you really think I asked him for a 12-inch Bic?"
;D 
i dont get it......(the first one)
