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Post by azballerina on Aug 28, 2005 2:37:10 GMT -5
THE PERFECT WORKER
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
Bob Smith was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
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Post by ~Lillian on Aug 29, 2005 7:26:43 GMT -5
LMFAO!!! I was thinking meh, at first then I read all the odd lines...LMAO!!
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Post by crazycutie on Aug 29, 2005 12:45:13 GMT -5
ooo i get it..... hehehe
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Post by azballerina on Aug 29, 2005 19:19:40 GMT -5
hehehehe I loved it...
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Post by AngJeta on Sept 11, 2005 20:34:21 GMT -5
LMFAO!!!
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Post by azballerina on Sept 15, 2005 22:13:28 GMT -5
that's SO something I would do. or be accused of. LMFAO
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Post by AngJeta on Sept 22, 2005 22:19:04 GMT -5
LMFAO!!!
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Post by azballerina on Sept 23, 2005 23:11:00 GMT -5
hehe i'm such a slacker.
OH i got a joke thing that has to do with that.
This guy gets fired from his job for slacking off. When he goes to an interview for a new job, the boss looks at his resumee and sees that he wasn't a good worker. The boss says to him, "I'm sorry, but the job is only for responsible workers." and the guy goes, "Then the job is perfect for me! Whenever something BAD happens, I'm responsible!!"
HAHA GET IT?! lol
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Post by AngJeta on Oct 3, 2005 20:20:17 GMT -5
LMAO!!!
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Post by ﱢDemonAngelﮋ on Oct 3, 2005 20:45:50 GMT -5
OMG I gotta show that to my neighbor; his name is Bob Smith and that sounds A LOT like him
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Post by azballerina on Oct 15, 2005 17:44:10 GMT -5
LOL that's so funny
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Oct 18, 2005 23:46:57 GMT -5
LOL! That was funny!
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Post by azballerina on Oct 19, 2005 21:39:25 GMT -5
BOB SMITH!
that's like just a plain name...ugh...hahaha
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Oct 20, 2005 0:15:55 GMT -5
Plain Jane!
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Post by azballerina on Oct 21, 2005 23:56:34 GMT -5
hehehe...
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