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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Aug 3, 2006 10:47:48 GMT -5
a virgins nightmare
A asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some s. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about s and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the 's parents
house and meets his friend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the 's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
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Post by McrFan4Life on Aug 3, 2006 12:06:32 GMT -5
oh that is so rong!!!!lol!!!!
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Post by Nicole on Aug 3, 2006 16:24:36 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by SinWagon on Aug 3, 2006 22:11:02 GMT -5
Ewwwww LOL THATS NAAASTY
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Aug 4, 2006 0:37:38 GMT -5
its funny tho
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Post by McrFan4Life on Aug 4, 2006 10:37:39 GMT -5
lol yea it was funny!
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Post by A Snowflake in the Sea on Aug 4, 2006 21:32:25 GMT -5
that's terrible!
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Post by SinWagon on Aug 19, 2006 18:52:22 GMT -5
LOL! That was funny how u said that!
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Post by A Snowflake in the Sea on Aug 21, 2006 0:59:36 GMT -5
lol, thank you. *curtsies*
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Post by Nicole on Sept 11, 2006 7:58:44 GMT -5
hahahaha
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