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Post by azballerina on Aug 28, 2005 2:27:55 GMT -5
HEARING TEST
An elderly gentleman feared his wife was getting hard of hearing.
So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in 2 weeks, and said that meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.
"Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal, speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response.
So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
(I just love this!)
"Dang it, Earl, for the 5th time, CHICKEN!"
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Post by ~Lillian on Aug 29, 2005 7:08:36 GMT -5
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Post by azballerina on Aug 29, 2005 19:22:36 GMT -5
CHICKEN! lol
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Post by AngJeta on Sept 15, 2005 18:52:09 GMT -5
LMAO!!!
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Post by azballerina on Sept 15, 2005 22:11:44 GMT -5
tehehe, i thought it was clever. LMAO
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Post by AngJeta on Sept 23, 2005 0:52:56 GMT -5
lol it was...
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Post by crazycutie on Sept 23, 2005 15:16:00 GMT -5
lol
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Post by azballerina on Sept 23, 2005 23:08:48 GMT -5
of COURSE it was clever! LMAO
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Post by Dolphingrl on Oct 17, 2005 20:29:26 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!! thats funny!!!!
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Post by azballerina on Oct 18, 2005 19:24:17 GMT -5
it's so something i can see myself doing...
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Oct 18, 2005 23:41:21 GMT -5
LOL!!!!! Thats a Knee Slapper!
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Post by azballerina on Oct 19, 2005 21:39:55 GMT -5
why is it that when you say it's a knee-slapper, you actually slap your THIGH?
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Oct 20, 2005 0:01:50 GMT -5
Heck Yes!
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Post by azballerina on Oct 22, 2005 23:35:43 GMT -5
haha i'm adding that to unsolved mysteries...
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Post by Lets Get Nerdy! on Oct 24, 2005 22:38:58 GMT -5
yeppers!
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